supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: teruteruhanamura: im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT LORD FUCKWAD HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
I was up till 3am and I was drinking and etc and I fucking still woke up at 9:30. Not cool, internal clock. Not cool.
itsvondell: itsvondell: DUDE a parrot could ABSOLUTELY learn all of the Bluth family’s chicken impersonations i can’t believe i’m living in a world where that CAN happen but HASN’T i can’t stop thinking about this
castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
harrytomlomsom: an open letter to Liquids thank you for splashing against the camera in almost every cartoon opening sequence, giving the animators an easy place to transition, life wouldn’t be the same without you sincerely, a person
All night I stretched my arms across him, rivers of blood, the dark woods,...– Richard Siken, Crush. (via codependentsoulmates)
thestrangesherlcokian: youcanttakethetardisfromme: frickmyphone: IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT. SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON. BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET THANK YOU TUMBLR